mastermarksman:

"Yeah, course, we aren’t gonna let some little jerk bother you."

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"…Sure, that would get him to leave you alone. Just don’t get caught, yeah?"

"Okay, thanks daddy."

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"Can we still get ice cream? Even if I kick Billy?"

mastermarksman:

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"Okay, girly, you tell her that if she doesn’t do something to stop him from bothering you me and your mom are gonna come up to the school for a talk."

"Really?"

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"Momma said to tell ‘em I don’t like being picked on an’ if that don’t work to kick him in the shins. Should I do that too?"

mastermarksman:

"I guess that’s true, but I think you’d be a good boss of the world."

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"Yes, we can get ice cream. Just don’t tell your mom, deal?"

"Mmk."

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"But that means I have’ta be nice to that stupid Billy kid."

mastermarksman:

mostpatrioticchildren:

 

"I can’t take over the world, daddy!"

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"You and mama would have ta stop me!"

"Oh, is that so?"

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"You still gotta go to school though. How about this…you go to school, and don’t get into trouble and I’ll do somethin’ for you. Your pick."

"Mhmm, you’re super heros that’s your job."

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"Can we get ice cream?"

theimmortalhowardstark:

mostpatrioticchildren:

She sighed loudly, a smile breaking over her face. “Nah, no need to bring Momma into it, promise. I’ll just tell him Aubrey doesn’t like stolen weapons and he’ll put ‘em back.”

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"You know…that really isn’t comforting…" Howard admitted with a grimace. The insinuation was hardly news to him, but he still wasn’t sure he approved of it. "If they aren’t back by the end of the day—well, I can’t help it if it comes up while I’m talking to your mother…"

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"Aw c’mon uncle Henry!" Maggie whined. "Not like we were actually gonna do anythin’ with them."

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"He’ll put ‘em back, don’t worry. We’re just gonna have to be sneakier next time."

theimmortalhowardstark:

"Harmless little girl, huh? Do I need to remind you of my IQ?"

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Hypothetically, I would urge you to tell that brother of yours to return everything he stole before I bring your mother in to help me solve this mystery. Just a suggestion.”

She sighed loudly, a smile breaking over her face. “Nah, no need to bring Momma into it, promise. I’ll just tell him Aubrey doesn’t like stolen weapons and he’ll put ‘em back.”

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theimmortalhowardstark:

mostpatrioticchildren:

"Yeah but you’re like five hundred, everyone is a squirt on that basis.”

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"Weapon prototypes? Nope not me, I’d never do something like that. Jamie though, that totally sounds like him, you know what I mean?"

"Exactly. Glad you see it my way, squirt.”

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"Ah, yes. I do see what you mean. He’s a likely suspect. And you certainly wouldn’t have been the brains behind the operation."

"C’mon unlce Henry. Lookit me, Imma harmless little girl! I wouldn’t do somethin’ so dangerous."

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"Besides if, hypothetically, I did say some things to Jamie, it ain’t my fault if he does anything crazy.”

theimmortalhowardstark:

"And I’ve still got you beat by more than a few years. You’re still a squirt."

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"Best behavior, huh? Are you sure about that? You haven’t been sneaking around or anything like that? Surely you haven’t been taking weapon prototypes or anything. That’d be ridiculous."

"Yeah but you’re like five hundred, everyone is a squirt on that basis.”

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"Weapon prototypes? Nope not me, I’d never do something like that. Jamie though, that totally sounds like him, you know what I mean?"

theimmortalhowardstark:

mostpatrioticchildren:

+theimmortalhowardstark

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"Hey uncle Henry. Momma’s not around, if you’re lookin’ for her."

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"She’s not out on a mission, is she? If that woman didn’t tell me—You know what? Forget it. It’s probably for the best if I don’t know, but that’s not why I’m here anyway, squirt."

"I dunno, they don’t tell me much. They still think I’m a kid. An’ I’m fifteen now, not really a squirt anymore you know."

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"How come, if not to see momma? Not cause of Jamie and I, we’re on our best behavior.”